Comedy

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New Year's Eve 2022

New Year's Eve 2022

Yours truly riddled with social anxiety,
hence (billy me) he will idle away
December 31st,...

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A definite bonehead moment

A definite bonehead moment

since revised when das scribe
made laughing stock of himself
(circa ~ 8:30 post meridiem...

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Ah... tis nothing greater...

malfunctioning heater
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
...

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Please help yarn hexed door...

Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...

Yours truly pinned down by invisible
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry...

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While daydreaming about...

as the figurative curtain closes on 2022

While daydreaming about timepiece inventors...

How arbitrary the assignment
of seconds, minutes, hours,
days, months, years...
to the...

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CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG...

CIPROFLOXACIN HCL 500 MG remedied urinary tract infection

No aversion nor embarrassment
admitting, divulging, and jumpstarting
poetic endeavor...

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The Canary

The Canary

When my uncle bought me a gift, it was something I had to bury.
When I opened his Christmas present...

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No Roof For Reindeer

The celebrated sailing frog
from Montgomery County
went a courtin, or so the tale iz toad...

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OH TO BE THREE YEARS OLD

Go to sleep now my darling blue eyed boy
Dream about playing with your favourite toy
If not...

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The Way I See it

The Way I See it

I finally realized
what I never ever realized
and it was right there for me to see
...

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Hold Me for Ransom

When I get so overcome with seeing love unfold
I thank the Lord
I can witness it all
...

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Stranded in bittercold...

Stranded in bittercold without food or drink...

Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine...

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The Slob Who Won't Get...

This is a fictional poem.

The Slob Who Won't Get A Job

Some call him lazy and his wife calls him a jerk.
His wife is very angry because he will not work....

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Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Ronald Rump reasonably roasted

Remarkable – recourse retaining rickety
rambling reverence regarding “r.”
Ronald Rump
...

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The Jester

The Jester

The jester sitting on the swing
Asleep and dreaming of Christmas
In the olden days when he...

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Beddie bye boo ski time for...

Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly
still felt dehydration, physical...

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Jinxed jesting jejune...

just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously...