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Goodbye six pack hello*...

Goodbye six pack hello* poetry scribes

My poetic side COSMOFUNNEL
wordsmith thanks tumblr in his noggin
ofttimes triggering babbling...

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The beatnik poem

The beatnik poem

I sit in a room where
The lights are dim
Where the smoke fills
The air and all the...

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EASTER EGGS HUNT

Well it's not in the garden by the tall oak tree
I've looked in the lounge under the settee
...

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April fools' occurs...

April fools' occurs first day of fourth month

Ordinarily all manner
of tomfoolery doth abound,
celebrated for countless centuries
by...

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Scrounging for boogers...

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust

My humblest apology if the following account
doth gross thee out forlorn childhood of mine
...

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Isis staind 26+ years of...

Isis staind 26+ years of marriage

Yes, believe me you,
I (also considered the best karaoke singer
for the go-go's)
...

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By George (burning hard), I...

By George (burning hard), I Shaw tried to playwright

offers his unsolicited tidbits
as scene courtesy
the following virtually
staged...

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A field day shoe fit for...

A field day shoe fit for Mother Goose

Fruitless effort squeezing figurative juice
Pandora called triggering
helter skelter to get...

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I haint retracting casting...

I haint retracting casting myself, nor worming against being raffish ratfish

This subdued wordsmith
doth not rack his brains to coon fess appeal
toward one household pop...

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Grant this civil yankee to...

Grant this civil yankee to doodle till Lee gets blue in the face

blowing 99 red balloons April 9th, 2023
will signal 158 years since Appomattox
plus what...

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Virtual trophies (wife for...

Virtual trophies (wife for I)...

offered, husbanded, and collected
when winning solitaire
Nothing beats that exaltant rush of...

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Spring equinox arrives...

Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Despite what outside temperature registers
(even absolute zero), the official arrival
of...

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Putin non gmo gluten free...

The following binary raw bits
hither and yon to and fro flits
across eyes of unknown reader...

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Lucky Leprechaun

Lucky Leprechaun

In the tall green grasses of clover fields of Ireland
Once covered in pines centuries ago across the...

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Matthew O' Harris Ease...

Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman

Since adopting the guise
of Norwegian bachelor farmer,
I may as well fabricate genetic stock...

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Back to you Billy, for ways...

Back to you Billy, for ways I whiled away herding ennui

Ah...a flood of memories wash over
this anointed Goatama Boo Da,
whose respected G.O.A.T...

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Daylight Savings Time 2023...

Daylight Savings Time 2023...

in Pennsylvania will begin at 2:00 AM
on Sunday, March twelfth
and moost likely will impact...