Comedy

My professional treatment plan
predicated upon duress in extremis
hence Electroconvulsive...

Hey diddle diddle
the cat and the fiddle
when off to see
a crooked man and woman,...

This teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though...

especially when nasty elephant
(named Thomas the pachyderm)
stomping to break loose courtesy...

at the lovers end
no more feels
as no one was at the beginning

the look and search...

I want to learn to walk a tightrope
or a cable
whatever it is
I want to start out low...

alternately titled instant infatuation:
a moment of spontaneous spunk
instantaneously...

Tonight I’m gonna get drunk
and then I’m gonna jump in my bed
only baby’s need diapers...

Five days after
getting acquainted with darling cats
pampered like queens courtesy
...

Fancy some tinned fruit for your evening tea ?
That's when I'm needed the most as you will see...

Every time
she leaves a bottle of wine behind
I know I’ll see her again
Every day...

How do you not want to
Love me
How do I not want to
Love myself
How do you not...

Meeting "new" becomes "old"
Even if sometimes feels so bold
Getting bored of the same "how...

Space at a premium
in our apartment
lettered and numbered b44
at Highland Manor,...

I just planted a pumpkin patch
for who for what for why would you ask
because I got hundreds...

She loves me
she loves me not
I keep picking pedals
but they never run out
...

THE TURKEY NATION
ARE ENJOYING THIS COUNTRIES INFLATION,
PRICES ARE SO HIGH,
THAT...