Comedy

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SAVED BY INFLATION

SAVED BY INFLATION

THE TURKEY NATION
ARE ENJOYING THIS COUNTRIES INFLATION,
PRICES ARE SO HIGH,
THAT...

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Hats

Hats

Did you ever have a hat rack
Let me tell you how it feels
every time you leave the house...

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Don’t take my glasses away

Don’t take my glasses away

Don’t take away my glasses
you might as well take away my life
I remember what happened to...

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Free association comprises...

Free association comprises ratiocination...

Bonafide catatonic doggedness,
nevertheless this stubborn stoic poet writ
afore and another...

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Worry knot chokes out the...

I know from personal experience
the foolhardiness of
courting, flirting, honeymooning......

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MY AUTUMN GIFT

I never had an Autumn blessing like this one before...

Not ever...

I tried really hard to...

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Irish Hardy =

warm peas steamed black pepper

Irish Hardy =

DRESS FOR SUCCUSS IN THE MORNING
Tie silk cotton dark green stainless pin clip darker coat jacket...

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Give Me a Hollar

Give Me a Hollar

I forget what I did today
it don’t matter anyway
I have things I have to do tomorrow
...

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Our Girl’s Not A Murderer

Our Girl’s Not A Murderer

Our girl’s not a violent person

I’ve never felt this good!
It suddenly occurred to her...

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Argh daylight savings time...

Argh daylight savings time ends – 2:00 AM November 6th 2022

Hour hands of o'clock get set back
sixty minutes gaining extra hour of Autumn
round about...

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Ă€ propos preponderant...

posited puzzling apt aperçu...

While pondering particular
theme to address
amidst tangled wide, whirled
webbed mental...

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Just a game

Just a game

It’s easy to win everyday
I did it for years
no matter what the game
I was always on...

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Home alone

Home alone

When I don’t know what to do
I start thinking, no one’s listening I hope
but you never know...

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Chief garbage taster as...

Chief garbage taster as fifth grade Halloween gag

at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
interestingly enough landed me a grubhub grab bag.

I...

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Myself

Myself

Poets are stupid assholes
oh yes I include myself
and if your a stupid poet
God Bless...

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Is what it is

Is what it is

I don’t expect you
to tell me you love me
we used to do that everyday
I don’t expect...

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Thrown Out

Thrown Out

I’ve been thrown out of everywhere
they told me please don’t come back
So I always find a...