Comedy

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I don’t know

I don’t know

I don’t know why
I love so many people
but that is what I do
I don’t know why
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Unidentified flying object...

Unidentified flying object abducted yours truly,...

a willing experimental subject
to escape untenable married life.

Upon falling into a deep...

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BATTERY BOOSTER

On a remote farm there was a randy rooster
Who got one day very close to a battery booster
...

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This accidental arsonist...

This accidental arsonist sparked following matchless anecdote

I attribute being a grown mad scientist
linkedin with tacit approval of parents
(both long...

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Twice told toilet tale – a...

which poetic product best be affixed
with hashtag STINKY label.

As a young whippersnapper...

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Harold the Hugh Hefner...

Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck

Ruled his hare'm
nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck,
(loud enough to arouse Daisy),
...

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THE KIDS STILL WANT TO PLAY

Doesn't matter if it's hot or cold today
The kids still want to play
They don't worry about...

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BRING IT ON

BRING IT ON

It's not the first...

It won't be the last...

The recession is coming!

The...

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Phillies

Phillies

Let me tell you about
the Philadelphia Phillies
of course this is gonna sound silly
...

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IS IT BETTER?

IS IT BETTER?

I have asked many people these questions...

How much has your life improved in the past 3 years?...

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MY TEDDY BEAR

Had it since childhood and it went everywhere
Brown quite naturally was my cute teddy bear
...

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Harris fortitude went awol

Harris fortitude went awol

lest ye seek alms
with outfaced palms
just imagine
how the lantern shone
...

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Being Me

Being Me

Don’t I love living alone
don’t expect to read that in a poem
yet here it is
Don’t I...

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Good Wife

Good Wife

I have a
good wife

She does not
smoke, drink
nor does she
swear...

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Nurtec

Nurtec

Transfer
the pain
in the head
To the
Stomach
And fill
Cash to...

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BILLY'S TEA

What shall I make for my youngest Billy's tea ?
He's a fussy little blighter as you will see...

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Lonely in Love

Lonely in Love

What has the world come down too
is it now only me
the people I love and hang around
...