Comedy

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That’s Popop’s Goal

That’s Popop’s Goal

I write these poems for me
I take my anger and I put it to sleep
I don’t who care who reads...

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Plagued with lifelong lower...

Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang

Germane generic geeky guy
five sixths enroute
to complete lxiv luxurious Earth orbits
...

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IS THERE WIFI IN HEAVEN?

Here is a question to ponder and wonder
Think about it amongst sun and thunder
Answers will...

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Fox

I've been foxed & the fox was out on the prowl
​​​​​​the she wolves are looking for the thrill...

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My Secret Love

He seeks me out like a predator in the night
Though he means no harm he is just craving with hunger...

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Draining the vein

Draining the vein

So much depends
on

Draining the vein
swiftly

When the prostrate
preys...

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MRS JONES STREET GOSSIP

Do you see that man walking his dog over there ?
The one with a long coat he's a secret millionaire...

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Open All Hours

This poem was inspired by the "Open All Hours"...

Open All Hours

I'm the nastiest shopkeeper you've ever seen.
When it comes to customers, I'm always mean.
I...

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Don’t Think too much

Don’t  Think too much

Don’t think too much
you will totally get confused
you don’t know too much
Believe me...

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Snaggletooth The Snitch

Snaggletooth The Snitch

Me and the missus live in decent
sturdy accommodations (formerly
Schwenksville Elementary...

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MARTHA'S VINEYARD...

Shame on You!!

MARTHA'S VINEYARD GOVERNOR

Martha's vineyard never denied being a Sanctuary area...

The sight of 50 migrants the Island went...

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Daiya vegan non dairy...

Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruining his fate
while squarely planted on...

Poem -

The World Falls Apart

The World Falls Apart

King Charles is 73
He made a nice Prince
but the times have changed
give it up chuck...

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Honest

Honest

So you want to know what I like about you
I can tell you
it’s everything you do
how...

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there to us

there to us

for all were speaking
to a word.... as one ...

as the silence becomes as loud
as her...

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The figurative nail hit on...

The figurative nail hit on the hirsute covered head!

Eventually vices will witness me crow king
cough'n affliction caw hearse courtesy
smok'n...

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Saturday Night

Saturday Night

You couldn’t hold me
it was Saturday night
but you held your chilled wine glass
as I...