Comedy

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A CROWN FIT FOR A KING

Sunday night and Charles tried on the crown
A look of anguish by him and also a frown
For...

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The missus pounded mine...

causing percussive rumpus
to vibrate like jelly

Me experienced quite disruptive sleep...

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Charles Said Finally!!!!!

Charles Said Finally!!!!!

I know it
is the elephant
in the room

But after
76 years of waiting........

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Prolonged offal bout...

a worse hellish fate than perdition really sucks

Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... turgid song redux,

As of early morning
today - September 8th, 2022,
I could not but barely move
mine...

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Some Pro's and Con&...

Dune not be bashful, grumpy, leery
or any other contemporary dwarf man
even countless less...

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HOMONYMS

For those of you interested my nose knows
Any lies or fabrications it just grows and grows
...

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Increase In Head Size

Increase In Head Size

impossible mission to encapsulate notion
flitting hither and yon, to and fro
within cranium...

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FANCY DRESS BASH


You may find this poem to be amusing and fun
For it's not everyday you see a nun with a gun...

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Inapropos trois faux pas...

Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling...

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White hair

White hair

I have white hair and it's not an issue.
It is a sign of the life I'm passing through.
It's...

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Bedlam and mayhem in the...

Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir

Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef...

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I’d Love to Write a psalm

I’d Love to Write a psalm

What if I could write a Psalm
I think that would really prove
.people love the lord like...

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THE CUCKOO CLOCK

Every hour of every day as of it was a cue
Out of a clock in the kitchen he went cuckoo
We'...

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Little devil dressed in black

Little devil dressed in black

A coat as black as it can be
Green eyes and delicate walk
all that to go tumble my trash...

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Please

Please

Please
don’t go to your knees
for anyone but your God
quite frankly
your all...

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Traditional Solitaire...

Traditional Solitaire potential combinations...

that clenched another win (yahoo)
jimmied today August 15th, 2022 single handedly
just before...

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This Song

He’s a day late
he’s a dollar short
he does the best he can do
it’s not all his fault...