Comedy

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Cut to the chase after tan...

Cut to the chase after tan hat man!

Though reading horror stories
gearing up as strawberry spring fest
full throttle danse (...

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Chalie did it

Chalie did it

Chalie did it
and he’ll do it again
He will go to his knees and ask forgiveness for his sins...

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Future time traveler looks...

Future time traveler looks back one century ago

The following poem tweaked
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple...

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DIRTY GERTY

We all know about dirty Gerty from number thirty
She enticed all the fellas by being rather flirty...

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Sometimes

Sometimes

Sometimes you have to spit out how you feel
do it in tongues so no one knows what there hearing...

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IT'S ONLY A NAME

Who is that man with a car part on his head ?
I believe his name is Jack and certainly not Fred...

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Bully me you, I exemplified...

Bully me you, I exemplified archetypal scapegoat

Even as an old curmudgeon, aye pucker
and raspily suction, albeit toothless mouth
drawing...

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I relish sparring repartee...

I relish sparring repartee of clever quips...

Particularly, when voicing and/or
writing bon mots doth betake
chuckling clownlike me
...

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BEDROOM NOISES

Noises were coming from the bedroom last night
I hope mummy and daddy are okay and alright
I...

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Hospital bed

Hospital bed

Here I lay in my hospital bed
Listening to the clock go tick tick tick
Feeling sick doctors...

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No one

No one

When I write ✍️ A poem
on cosmofunnel
it is heard around the world
people like me in...

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For you

For you

I really truly must confess
I can’t live in loneliness
it’s dreary and dark
God knows...

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SO DELICIOUS salted caramel...

SO DELICIOUS salted caramel cluster made with cashew milk

Certified vegan;
Non-GMO Project Verified;
Free of dairy, lactose, soy, and gluten.
...

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Petunia patch

Petunia patch

I could stare at a blank sheet all day
and not make a smudge
when I write ✍️ I want...

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Palm History Awash With Drips

Palm History Awash With Drips

Courtesy handy dandy
palmar hyperhidrosis
impossible mission to defeat
except poe wet...

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Prince Of A Cat - Ninth...

Prince Of A Cat - Ninth Life Long Since Spent

While rifling through outdated poems of mine
some written quite a number of years ago,
the...

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I thought

I thought

I thought I had the perfect poem
I swore that it could change the world
I really just wanted...