Comedy

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Housekeeping not a strong...

Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus

(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***)
regarding following lines courtesy the missus,
who...

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Yours truly embarks on wild...

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

alternately titled: incorrigible lottery dreamer
big plans to relocate self and spouse
to...

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THE BIRD AND THE FLY


My oh my oh my
That's a big sigh
Said the bird to a fly
Let me tell you why...

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Ill suited for madcap...

One garden variety generic male - the
very writer of these words feels akin
to an anachronism...

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Just Me

Just Me

I want to be a poetry celebrity
read my words all day long
I want you all to remember me...

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Old MacDonnel

Old MacDonnel

I never really imagined myself
in the future
later in life
I lived a day by day...

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Oh Mondseer: the muck cob...

which I can prov-olone huck curd

(within Trump con feta ration) – as cheesy poem!

Yea of course writing ideas unstoppably
...

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Always

Always

Always keep an open mind
the wind changes directions all the time
and so can you
...

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You Dude

You Dude

She could not take a walk with me
she didn’t have the right shoes 👟
She couldn’t stay, and...

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The Silent Poet

Leo Tocco

The Silent Poet

The silent poet
Is very rarely heard
He has little to share
The silent poet
...

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Manifestation of métier write

Manifestation of métier write

As an indie alt rock'n
tribe beck ha rolling stone dishabille poet,
who views challenge of...

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SECRETS OF A WOULD BE POET

I go from city to city and town to town
Look and observe and then write it down
People...

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The Cocaine Addict: ( A...

The Cocaine Addict: ( A Quatrain Of Sorts)

The cocaine addict sneezed, and blew out
What remained of his brains, through his nose.
O...

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Anti Establishmentarian -...

The following poem crafted
not quite thirty months ago,
when severe bad hair day
found...

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NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST

Over one hundred years I have been in a bowl
To satisfy breakfast hunger my ultimate goal
...

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If I Disappear

If I Disappear

Know that if I disappear
It won't be a homicide
Or even in my worst dreams
Nightmares...

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I’ll get one Yet

I’ll get one Yet

I got a confession to make
I don’t think it really matters
But I have got to get it off my...