Comedy

I don’t expect you
to tell me you love me
we used to do that everyday
I don’t expect...

I’ve been thrown out of everywhere
they told me please don’t come back
So I always find a...

I don’t know why
I love so many people
but that is what I do
I don’t know why
...

a willing experimental subject
to escape untenable married life.

Upon falling into a deep...

On a remote farm there was a randy rooster
Who got one day very close to a battery booster
...

I attribute being a grown mad scientist
linkedin with tacit approval of parents
(both long...

which poetic product best be affixed
with hashtag STINKY label.

As a young whippersnapper...

Ruled his hare'm
nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck,
(loud enough to arouse Daisy),
...

Doesn't matter if it's hot or cold today
The kids still want to play
They don't worry about...

It's not the first...

It won't be the last...

The recession is coming!

The...

Let me tell you about
the Philadelphia Phillies
of course this is gonna sound silly
...

I have asked many people these questions...

How much has your life improved in the past 3 years?...

Had it since childhood and it went everywhere
Brown quite naturally was my cute teddy bear
...

lest ye seek alms
with outfaced palms
just imagine
how the lantern shone
...

Don’t I love living alone
don’t expect to read that in a poem
yet here it is
Don’t I...

I have a
good wife

She does not
smoke, drink
nor does she
swear...

Transfer
the pain
in the head
To the
Stomach
And fill
Cash to...