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BATTERY BOOSTER

On a remote farm there was a randy rooster 
Who got one day very close to a battery booster
His wife the horny hen produced eggs so large
Obviously to do I think with the positive charge 

The farmer was at a loss didn't know what to do
For his only cow was at the battery booster too
Cream and milk were in such a plentiful supply
No doubt the battery booster was the reason why

The battery booster must go the farmer thought 
Either that or the settings must be set to nought 
Cream,milk,eggs it was really all too much 
The rabbits sensibly stayed in their hutch

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