Comedy

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Mosque cowed covenant I...

Mosque cowed covenant I keep Putin off...

and withheld broadcasting
the following communication
tucked away these many years,
...

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Just Stop 🛑

Just Stop 🛑

I don’t want to drink no more
but the clock ⏰ keeps ticking
Tink tocco
one second at...

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Ah...Satisfactorily...

Ah...Satisfactorily Succumbing Into Salubrious Sleep

Aye sandman, I surrender to yar supreme governance
surreal spectacular soiree gifts subconscious...

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Where from (7-21-22)

Answers to questions we all think about
who are we
What was the plan
Are we getting...

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Your Song

Your Song

When you get an itch to write ✍️
it might be In The middle of the night
I just go with the...

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Explore

Explore

I thought it would be exciting
new and inviting,
I am now a poet
I can twist my words...

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All you would do is laugh

All you would do is laugh

If I could use words to do anything
It wouldn’t be to get you another diamond 💎 ring
you don...

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If The Poem Rhymes

If The Poem Rhymes

Do you know what the definition of a poet is
I bet you never looked
He’s simply a master of...

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Lockdown blues

Lockdown blues

We kept ourselves busy, during lockdown
And we both had our little own tasks,
But how could...

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One month into summer 2022...

One month into summer 2022 elapsed here...

Within Perkiomen Valley, Pennsylvania,
thus far marginal rainfall for season
nevertheless......

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Nobody Knows

Nobody Knows

Nobody knows if
I’m cursed or I’m blessed
always that thin line
Do I like Oreo’s...

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I Haint No Recalcitrant...

I Haint No Recalcitrant Underdog Among Hoi Polloi

Just a garden variety generic wordsmith
teasing out reasonable rhyme courtesy ploy;
self...

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Another Mountain

Another Mountain

What good is my diary
📔
if I’m the only one that see’s 👁
what was I thinking
...

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Poet on the run

I am a poet on the run
I want to have fun in the sun
I fell asleep by the sea
Only to...

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Did You ever Google Me

Eggman gets engaged

Did You ever Google Me

Did you ever Google me
I never Googled you
but I can tell you one thing
I love being...

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Mein kampf analogous to one...

Mein kampf analogous to one long run on unparsed sentence fragment

Heavily punctuated - hyphen
to embellish poetically
with bracing circumspection,
I...

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Lonely Lonely Poems

Lonely Lonely Poems

Once again you came into my life
Then you had to stay home
to 🐶 dog sit all night
so...