Comedy

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WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN

When I was thirteen I pulled my sister's hair
She complained to mum but I didn't care
When I...

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So Nice to be Alone

So Nice to be Alone

If all I had were words to give
I would give them to you
from what I’ve heard
I know...

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I posit picayune...

I posit picayune propensities prevail among pesky management

Most favored renter status imposed on us
i.e. meaning myself;
(one tarnished prince of...

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Riding on a Pony

Riding on a Pony

Tony Taylor
picks a poet
United States or
England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Puts the feathers...

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I Can’t Even Look 👀 at Me

I Can’t Even Look 👀 at Me

I can’t keep always impressing myself
all my mirrors are screaming and yelling
pop pop...

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God’s Blessing

God’s Blessing

I want to Love The Lord just like David did
I want to live with the Lord
i want my psalms...

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Though amply rested, I...

And feel energized after
light exercise doth spawn
break through viz mental impasse,
...

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Say What??

Say What??

The Bafflegabian
from the Republic of Bafflegab
speaks fluent Bafflegabeese..

Sort of...

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A Fairytale

A Fairytale

Imagine a world without a poem
you couldn’t Rhyme
you couldn’t show emotion
imagine a...

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Back of Your Head

Back of Your Head

Daddy needs time to write ✍️ a poem
you gotta sift it like sand
you gotta nurture and sow...

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Tonite

Tonite

I’m gonna drink your wine tonite
I’m gonna be all right
with or without you
I’m gonna...

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Beware

Beware

How are you gonna fukwitadaddy
why would you even try
to change my vocabulary
tell me...

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You know

You know

You know I love you so much
your pretty face
your pretty smile
your sweet and tight...

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Don’t read this

Don’t read this

Don’t read this
this poets to clever
he can steer you anyway
Is he with God or the...

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All The Sudden

All The Sudden

All the sudden I hear 👂
no more Barry Manilow
Maybe Mandy
Was a man
you just...

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Don’t Ruin Your Witness

Don’t Ruin Your Witness

Don’t ruin your witness
when you pretend who you are
everyone can see the difference
...

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Nobody Loves Me

Nobody Loves Me

Nobody loves me
nobody cares
I can’t really blame them
I’m selfish
I swear...