Comedy

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I experience languor...

As a bouncing baby boy
syne of tragic travails in the offing tolled
courtesy analogous bell...

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Shades of Anne Banner

The assassins sting

Honeypot waits fireside for a flirtation
Speaking the name of God in correct pronunciation
...

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Excuses! Excuses!

Excuses! Excuses!

They prepare their legends in advance,
With a fake cough, splutter and sneeze.
Feigning many...

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This Poem

This Poem

This poem will never get heard
and if it does it won’t be understood
This poem will never...

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Can’t Dance

Can’t Dance

We all know
you can’t wait for the rain
fresh water is far and in between
life and...

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No Need

No Need

No Need

You have no need for
encyclopedias
Or a booth with a phone
Thanks to Siri and a...

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Didn’t You

Didn’t You

Didn’t you see my tweet
you never saw my post on facebook
you never returned my text
...

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Nothing

Nothing

I got nothing better to do so guess what
I ain’t doing nothing
it won’t matter to me, it won...

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Sometimes

Sometimes

Sometimes I feel like
not feeling nothing at all
everything I think
everything I...

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Why Can’t I Ever Be Me

Why Can’t I Ever Be Me

Did you ever have a moment in your life
when you just didn’t think it was right
But you took...

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But of Course

But of Course

So I admit I may be a
Nymphomaniac
but of course I’m always alone
who am I really...

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Recurrent sneezing fit...

Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass

circa June 20th, 2022
prompted me to stutter
self addressed rapid fire gesundheit
...

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The Hats

The Hats

I have so many hats on my rack
they keep falling on the floor
I don’t like having to wear...

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Her eyes

Her eyes

So i caught her looking through my phone
she never read into my poems
and what did she see...

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I laid me body stomach down...

I laid me body stomach down atop a grassy knoll...

here at Highland Manor Apartments
earlier today Juneteenth 2022,
(a pitch perfect spring day...

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All about Me

All about Me

Happy Fathers Day
a day erected for the men who slave
have a happy day
May your kids...

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GUESS WHAT I AM

I always seem to be opened whenever you're hot
I'm also firmly closed and locked when you're not...