DIRTY GERTY

We all know about dirty Gerty from number thirty 
She enticed all the fellas by being rather flirty 
Stood by her doorway in a sexy black negligee 
Fellas were her hobby and she liked to play 

The fellas were exhausted as the day was done 
Some left early next morning by the rising sun 
Gerty never got tired and her fellas were single
If she was lucky would feel both a jingle and tingle

Things were not what they seemed at Gerty's place
Her water was always too dirty to wash her face
The fellas were there to do some plumbing 
Would explain the constant goings and coming