BEDROOM NOISES

Noises were coming from the bedroom last night
I hope mummy and daddy are okay and alright 
I'm sure I heard mummy moaning and screaming
Might be wrong though and was only dreaming

Morning arrived and mummy came downstairs 
She made breakfast for me and my teddy bears 
I told her about the noises that I'm sure I heard 
She replied to me that nothing bad had occurred 

Two months later mummy's waist began to grow 
How this came to be I would really like to know 
I was going to have a sister in seven months time
A happy way to end this noisy sounding rhyme