Comedy

Let me give you a little story
Listen and don’t chicken out
when you pull off the head of a...

anesthetized courtesy central air

analogous to gulping down
a tall glass of ice cold water...

Lately I’ve been roaming my mind
hoping for something nice to find
its not all that bad...

So I looked in the mirror
and said to myself
Yo yo yo
Life is backwards
I...

I might have forgot to mention
I’m probably stoned
or really lonely when I write ✍️ these...

People say
how can he just stay so cool
he’s not welcome anywhere
he’s a drunk and a...

In Times New Roman, I font
to hitch wagon to a star.

Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here...

He can make anything that you do
into a poem
His senses are amazing
You won’t see him...

Your benevolent masters use flying monkeys to manipulate you.
Did you really think the Kool-aid...

Don’t pick apart my poetry
I may be obsessed with the letter P
please, people, peanuts 🥜,...

Some of you would laugh at me
I have no interest in writing poetry
but that is my gift...

Wise men do wise things
open your mind
let life seep in
thats how you learn
Do...

The following admission
honest to dogness haint no bunk
nobody, but yours truly
bore...

Whistler‘s Mother is a painting
Like no other as she sits in her chair
The colors are so fair...

This hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e...

otherwise wordily titled: pooped out
after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of...

She just started smiling
every time I saw her
so the way I figured
that’s a good...