Comedy

Oh yes I want to watch that show
but there is only one way to get a ticket
you got believe...

Just like you
i’m empty and lonely too
I can’t even accept myself
I’m just like you...

For seventy years she has been on the throne
Her bottom must be sore but she doesn't groan
...

Take off my skin I won't cry but you will
I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill
...

Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an...

How many times
when we tell a little white lie they tell you
put your money in the basket...

I had a thought
then I lost it
so I waited for one to come
I couldn’t think
I’...

Pickles the cat is a very funny feline
See him about how I wish he was mine
He climbs a tall...

Bloodline families will stop at nothing
killing 19 children

No problem

Killing a...

That sneeze 🤧 just knocked
me off my feet 🦶
and here comes another
That sneeze got me...

The following moniker “innocent prankster”
awarded, hashtagged, and qualified wife
as...

I forget what I wanted to say today
so I said very little
don’t get me wrong I’ve been...

Most of my Lix spittle
+ four anniversaries
since exiting birth canal
as full term...

I’m gonna clip you a dozen red roses
🌹
I’m gonna grow them myself
I’m gonna give you...

dramatically expanding spouse,
when adorning buttons
pop off undersized blouse
which...

The goose keep on shitting at hole number 5
but I got to keep picking it up that’s my job
...

Some folks said I was stupid, they said my head was filled with rocks.
I was rushed to the emergency...