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Saturday Night

Saturday Night

     You couldn’t hold me
it was Saturday night 
but you held your chilled wine glass 
as I watched in fright 
I knew what was coming 
     I was sure it wouldn’t be me 
you started slurring and falling asleep 
give me some credit please babe 
I ain’t no dummy 

you couldn’t hold me 
it was Saturday night 
you finally passed out 
right on my couch 
     I did what I could do 
put you to bed in your clothes
i comforted you 
now it’s morning 
get out 

2022

 

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