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IS THERE WIFI IN HEAVEN?

Here is a question to ponder and wonder 
Think about it amongst sun and thunder
Answers will be thought of from Derby to Devon
Is there going to be WiFi once you get to heaven

Imagine then arriving at the sacred heaven's gate
You ask God for the password he tells you to wait
So then what happens does data take its place ?
For WiFi has consumed all the living human race

WiFi in heaven surely they must certainly be 
Having no mobile device is so last century 
I can't let you know the answer to this puzzle 
For I have lovely food to eat and drink to guzzle

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