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The World Falls Apart

The World Falls Apart

     King Charles is 73 
He made a nice Prince 
but the times have changed 
give it up chuck 
     The Queen of England 
was laid to rest 
in her 90’s 
I must confess 
I really don’t give two fucks 
     Prince William is pretty and sweet 
maybe one day he’ll get to see
lil Archie in charge 
     The Queen of England has 
Packed it in
if Charles goes 
Carmela gets England 
and the World falls apart 

2022

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