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Draining the vein

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GREG TUCKER THE...
Draining the vein

So much depends
on

Draining the vein
swiftly

When the prostrate
preys

upon an aging
gentleman

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Poetry Genre: 
Comedy
Topic: 
Humour
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Being Me

Well you are certainly in full flow, my friend! 3 poems up today! 

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