SAVED BY INFLATION

THE TURKEY NATION
ARE ENJOYING THIS COUNTRIES INFLATION,
PRICES ARE SO HIGH,
THAT MANY TURKEYS WILL NOT DIE.

GOBBLE, GOBBLE, THEY SAY
IN THE WAKE OF THANKSGIVING DAY,
HIP, HIP, HOORAY, WE MAY JUST MAKE IT
TO SEE ANOTHER DAY.

THERE ARE OTHER FEATHER FRIENDS 
TO BE HAD 
LIKE DUCKS, CHICKENS, AND OSTRICHES.

SPREAD THEM ACROSS YOUR DINNER TABLE 
THIS THANKSGIVING, 
WITH YOUR PIES, STRIGNBEANS, MAC AND CHEESE 
AND HOMEMADE STUFFING.

GIVE US A BREAK FOR HEAVENS SAKE, 
AND FIND SOMEONE ELSE 
TO DECORATE 
YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER PLATE.

RUN TURKEY… RUN!

WILFORD BARKER.