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EASTER EGGS HUNT

Well it's not in the garden by the tall oak tree 
I've looked in the lounge under the settee 
Still the same answer so into the kitchen I go
How I wish these Easter eggs would show 

Nothing in the fridge or inside the freezer too
Come on Daddy give me some kind of clue 
I draw a blank in my bedroom just by the bed 
"Do you give up sweet child ?" is what Daddy said

Then a thought occurred came suddenly to me 
I politely asked my Daddy for the garage key 
On the car bonnet something caught my eye 
A funny shape object did I happen to spy 

The Easter eggs had been found rushed to my pa
He kissed my forehead and let out a big hurrah
He told me well done and to enjoy the surprise 
Something to remember when we're older guys

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