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TONY THE TURTLE

He was obviously worried about sight and smell
Tony the turtle would not come out of his shell
His parents decided upon doing a spell 
Hopefully then it would turn out well 

Abracadabra and alakazam his parents both said
In a few moments out popped Tony's little head
Would soon be ready for a new life in Hampstead
Surrounded by water and eating his daily bread

One more spell and then Tony's legs appeared 
Both his parents very happy wooped and cheered
Why should it happen both strange and weird
Thankfully disaster averted as first feared  

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