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THE EIGHTH DWARF

I am the eighth dwarf that nobody knows 
Will have to keep it from everyone I suppose 
Snow White doesn't have a clue that I exist 
There is unfortunately seven on her checklist 

My name is clumsy should you need my name 
Go down the mines like the others just the same
I have a pick on my back and not very tall 
I live up to my name and love a good fall 

How sad that Snow White doesn't notice me 
I know of Bashful since the age of three
Maybe I should learn all the words to heigh ho
It isn't easy being forgotten about you know 

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