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Neglected

32mpg vs 12mpg… Not personal

Neglected

You used to drive me!
Every single day back then,
Before the Slingshot!Β 

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RG

You have me cracking up lol. Love it. 24/7 ;)Β 

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sparrowsong

Hello RG...

Now, it's used as a need...

I'm sure it still holds it's own memories of when it was driven every day...

Cuss in a slingshot someone's going to hear you...

Oh Fudge!

Hey person that doesn't know how to drive...

​​​​​​I'm in the invisible mobile?

Sorry officer...

Just venting...

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

sparrowsong

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RG

Yes come winter, I think the slingshot will feel this way lol. In one week we’ve put 852 miles on it lol . We are considering driving it somewhere warm to store it so we can take a break during winter and fly wherever to enjoy it. It doesn’t matter how young or old you are, EVERYONE loves it. We have given so many strangers rides that we’ve met and have asked about it,,, it’s quite the toy.Β 

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