Pendulous predilection per procreative proboscis

greetings to a beautifully wrought reader
maybe ye happen to be a natural born leader
of potential countless progeny thee pine
to birth with midwife,
or yours truly as helpmate breeder.
yo yo ma beau wannabe fiddles -
while Rome yet to burn –
with genetic tool n die maker
dribbles microscopic raw bits
as sprinkled from chrome salt shaker
like Peter or Pedro
unsheathing sebastian sword
sowing bumper crop
across miniature crescent fertile acre,
whence nine months later after seeds sown
will balloon like jiffy pop baker
ensuing homo sapiens continuity
sans mans’ best friend,
i sing the body electric
verdant maternal baby maker,
whereby thru meiosis snake charmer
let loose like a fire hose breaker,
a fusion of dna coinage
exploding burrito like seamen
firing miniscule torpedoes
attempting to zero in on bullseye
via groin ferret pointing sin gal lore gauge
an expostulating orating sage
traversing ova each coiled black barb,
whereby each dictatorial pin prick comet
propelled itself at light speed
their first scrimmage
thru viscous grid iron
swiftest tail lord made
pigskin harried styled
to go in one direction
and ambush hair reed
in an attempt to penetrate zona pellucida
an inxs of foo fighting
pearl jam minutemen not foreplay
but to forsake the supreme
consummate copulation –
as I up the flagpole notion
to propagate viz seminal seed
heady orgasm in need
et cetera, which impetus
of natural impulses –
regardless and/or despite imposition
per self restraint call of the wild did heed
safely skirting chain link fence
umbilical cord once tethered
while in utero thus freed
glory established with somnolent
touching down winning deed
dormant cohesion did breed
visible after ample gestation
revealed race, religion,
nationality or creed.

Adieu from
one skinny legged (three)
funny looking dude hot to trot
pen named Matthew Scott
a married sexagenarian
in an truth artificial render
intelligent 3D printed bot.