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I possess an unusual knack...

I possess an unusual knack for making women bristle

hence immediately this birdman
wishes to escape into his eyrie
or seriously considers joining...

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Over our collective...

Over our collective figurative eyes commander in chief pulls wool...

because you watch
and see that democracy will unspool
military (intelligent)
...

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Two Words

Two Words

How much is enough,
milestones reached just to raise the bar,
how far and to what lengths...

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As an underdog given a...

As an underdog given a short leash on life

alternately titled give one targeted scapegoat a break,
an unquenchable thirst for moolah before I...

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Sexually explicit meme more...

Sexually explicit meme more real day

originally written May 31st, 202_
humorously, posthumously,
and tempestuously expressing woes...

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Aol two step verification a...

Aol two step verification a boon to my psyche

plus I batten down the itty bitty hatches
courtesy Avast Random Password Generator,
and keep...

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The very abridged version...

The very abridged version recounting untold tragicomic storied life of Matthew Scott Harris

I led a boring life.
The end.

All joking aside, now the epilogue.

As a bookish...

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Galore of buzzfeeding,...

Galore of buzzfeeding, needling and scamming female hustlers...

with a scheming, loving, and enticing guise
alive and well seeking gullible guys
(once upon...

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Alexa down!

Alexa down!

She, the brainchild of Rohit Prasad -
India-born person who breathed life
into Alexa, and...

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The downplayed hazard of...

The downplayed hazard of swallowing vitamins a -z

Ofttimes, I nearly find myself choking,
and frantically beck-kin ing
for immediate...

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Bad ass beauty brought...

Bad ass beauty brought bedlam, and begat bastard child...

courtesy booty call minus preemptive measures
while plugg naughty bits of tarnished knight
...

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Doing absolute zero endeavors

Doing absolute zero endeavors

Earlier today March 28th, 2025
(thee hour now fifteen minutes
after eight o'clock at night,...

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Scrounging for boogers...

Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust

Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in grade school,...

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How one twenty first...

How one twenty first century married mortal male (me - Matthew Scott Harris)...

found himself bewitched about Circe,
particularly after reading book title by the same name....

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Overrun by stuffed subdued...

Overrun by stuffed subdued teddy bears...

of diverse and sundry sizes engaged
in woebegone wild rumpus
as a last hoorah
for...

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Blandishments eroded...

Blandishments eroded invaluable necessary viz life savings of mine videre licet alms

initially crafted June twenty fifth
two thousand twenty four
affecting me to utter "oy a...

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Putin non gmo gluten free...

Putin non gmo gluten free cheese on the ritz as a celiac to follow

Initially written March 18th, 2023
and revised exactly two years later
tweaking the poem here...