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A (starry eyed) burst of...

A (starry eyed) burst of creativity...

at approximately
a painfully early o'clock in the morning
give or take an o'clock
...

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Sic semper evello mortem...

Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis, high bred poiētḗs of mine

("Thus always I cause the death of tyrants.”)
the purported line Brutus uttered
after...

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Inspection will NOT take...

Inspection will NOT take place January 21st, 2025...

but much to my relief, said mandatory inquisition (rather inspection) will take place sixty nine days later...

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HO HO WHOA Second Chance...

HO HO WHOA Second Chance algorithm drawing for January 17, 2025

No matter I kept fingers and toes crossed,
and waited with bated breath since January 2, 2025...

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Inauguration Day 2025 -...

Inauguration Day 2025 - Monday, January 20, 2025, 12:00 PM

Aforementioned event interestingly enough
coincides with Martin Luther King Junior day.

The...

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While in deep sleep tuning...

While in deep sleep tuning fork synchronized circadian rhythm in pitch perfect qi

while channeling the energy of Google
exemplified by cute and cuddly moogle.

I awoke from...

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Ashen faced Prometheus...

Ashen faced Prometheus aghast at inferno gone awry

Whether arsonist at fault
or confluence of ripe conditions
triggering perfect firestorm,...

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"Aliens!" I...

"Aliens!" I shouted above the roar of the blaze.

Please rescue us from this godforsaken place
veritable hellscape, where angels fear ingress....

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Upon a dark and stormy...

Upon a dark and stormy night...

as jagged bolts of lightning
tore thru the the midnight clear
and figuratively ripped the sky...

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After the doomsday clock...

After the doomsday clock struck midnight...

a blizzard of blinding demoniacal
highly radioactive fueled banshees
(analogous to a...

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Yours truly (me) just got...

Yours truly (me) just got acclimated to writing 2024...

whenever I needed to append the date to a document

Though the situation infrequently arose
...

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This December 17th, 2024...

This December 17th, 2024...

alternately titled: a literary retrospective when holiday times living hand to mouth in Penn Valley fraught...

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We (the missus and I) kvell...

We (the missus and I) kvell for Katz TOASTER PASTRIES!

I prefer to craft a poem
for no rhyme nor reason
expressing heartfelt pleasure
to our...

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Though forever sober,...

Though forever sober, nevertheless numbskull of mine throbs

I (a lapsed milquetoast) experienced
a head splitting hellacious hangover.

I tried to be...

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If Trump wins...rest in...

If Trump wins...rest in peace - Mother of Freedom

Post mortem courtesy
Doctor Demento yielded
Lady Liberty lies slain...
videre licet...

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Gloriously luxuriating in...

Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep...

versus being alive
predicated victory videre licet lunatic
if Trump trumped Kamala Harris...