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Today would have been my...

Harriet Harris née Kuritsky
passed away May 4th, 2005.

My mother known as bubba
to...

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Carefree joie de vivre...

Carefree joie de vivre spirit contingent upon...

healthily functioning bowels and sterling bill of health
and more invaluable than countless untold...

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When I need a quick pick me...

When I need a quick pick me up...

yours truly (me)
adds a packet of Energy Rush
(natural flavors with other natural flavors)...

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The wife plays nurse...

The wife plays nurse Nightingale while her husband...

convalescences in sickbay
from irritable bowel syndrome,
the Flip (Wilson) side of...

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Glory to thermodynamics...

Glory to thermodynamics...

the branch of physics that studies the relationships between heat, energy, and work in a system, as well as...

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Hope springs eternal...

Hope springs eternal...

as Democrats swept key races
in 2025 elections in early referendum
as the donkey switch...

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Long interminable hours...

Long interminable hours...

of darkness doth not compute
alternately titled:
The descent of dusk affects grapefruit...

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Skippack Pharmacy comprised...

Skippack Pharmacy comprised of admirable staff

Able, eager, ready and willing
to "separate the wheat from the chaff,"
reassuring a new or...

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Yesterday, right after...

Yesterday, right after washing my hair, and applying a blowdryer...

After more than a year passed since I paid $35.00, when yours truly donated close to twelve inches of near...

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Psychosomatic radioactive...

Psychosomatic radioactive elements play significant role...

within atomized and highly charged emotional state of mein kampf
Submissiveness a dominant trait...

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Renaissance man feels blasé...

Renaissance man feels blasé faire

Renaissance man feels blasé faire, nevertheless he promised to rescue a damsel in distress (locked up...

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I could never imagine...

I could never imagine...

within wildest dreams of mine
(a side affect from
one or more
of the nine prescription...

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The benefit of a hussy...

The benefit of a hussy without being married

Hyperbole taken to the mad max
mayhem when necessary
to, poeticize, publicize,
...

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The woosel cock so black of...

The woosel cock so black of hue

Swartley fosters by the same
granted coloration impossible mission
to shuck off and...

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Happy sixty fourth orbitz...

Happy sixty fourth orbitz to designate your birth,

which as a little girl, you might remember
mother of ours delivered the most fun on Earth
...

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Tectonic Upheaval

Tectonic Upheaval

Heavy duty seismic coughing wracks my whole body electric leveling all bonafide structures versus a...

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Maleware stikes Matthew...

Maleware stikes Matthew...

Scott Harris with a serious,
(albeit invisible) wham
(bam thank you ma'am)
with the...