Abduction

which perpetrators most likely find quite funny

Super bastards and sons of bitches wantonly deceive...

"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"

The alarming trend of renegade
souper spoons ladling out...

Even though veritable hypothetical unknown females
courtesy Facebook Messenger
frequently...

cunctatious, flirtatious, and unostentatious,
plus being calm, cool and collected,
but he...

Serious frown etched in sunscreen
Nails gleaning cherry red
Like a bomb checking it's fuse...

The following poem posted about a half hour before the bewitching hour that spelled calamity (which though...

of one mortal university
undergraduate built in madly
the brainchild of one Forest Hadley...

The species and genus
known as Homo sapiens
predominated across the webbed wide world
...

delivered me back in the dark shadows
and the underbelly of the web,
where impossible mission...

please oh lord brace and fix me with monetary salvation
After umpteen times being swindled
...

hence immediately this birdman
wishes to escape into his eyrie
or seriously considers joining...

because you watch
and see that democracy will unspool
military (intelligent)
...

until courtesy amazing grace interceded
in the doggone guise
of Canis lupus familiaris...

analogous to where
the fountainhead of knowledge
gushes forth unstoppable
as a result...

alternately titled give one targeted scapegoat a break,
an unquenchable thirst for moolah before I...

The King is Naked
Yet the mass
are foolish
enough to
fool themselves
...