Comedy

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Caged Candle

Caged Candle

Flicker as you wish But I will stay strong alight Let your wax drip But I will uphold in blight For this...

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Old Salt

 Old Salt

There's life in the old salt-dog yet,
Blue water blue skies,
Summers morn summer breeze,...

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Shit

Shit

The toilet is full of shit

The brush will wipe it away

So we will flush it out...

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Ā  Ā SCUBA A DUB DUB LET'...

Ā  Ā SCUBA A DUB DUB LET'S BRAIN WASH TOGETHER

A pole shift, a massive eclipses,

Blue pill slipped into the subconscious.

Knock reality...

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Thanks Mom and Dad

Thanks Mom and Dad

It's my burfday....today I'm gonna party like it's my burfday.

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Mercy

Mercy

And there it is again...

That bitter feeling, you know the one, that feeling of uncertainty, the...

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Titty Ho! (an Alternative...

Titty Ho! (an Alternative Tour of Britain - place names in bold))

People Pity Me , think I’m a Crackpot ; a Crank ;

Lost ; Potto ; needing a Boot up my Loose Bottom...

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Shoe sitting

Shoe sitting

I can smell you

Your

leather sole

Your heel; finely pointed

The curve...

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Stick it up your bum

Stick it up your bum

To all the politicians

Who have sent military aircraft

Who sent a bomb

To Syria...

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Unforgivable

Unforgivable

There is only one being responsible

For the human devastation

In the nation of Syria...

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Sing

Sing

Sing to me.

Caress me with your gentle touch.

Let me bask in all your glorious splendour...

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The return of Master Cock...

The return of Master Cock and the shoe emporium

The little corner shop

Is a shoe shop

?

??

Shooo

In which Mr...

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LOST

LOST

What is it

In these embers

For this stomach is on fire

This heart is torn...

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suicide by drowning

suicide by drowning

I walked off a plank

A plank of wood

I commit to the life

This is understood...

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Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

I cannot find you Gwendolyn

Though I have looked everywhere

In the wooden stare...

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The dark curtain

The dark curtain

Good evening to the dark curtain

Velvet purple in the dark shadow whim

Across the...

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Why Me

Why Me

Waking up, my life flashing before me, I am older than eighteen yet younger than thirty. My mind begins...