Compartment syndrome

Skinny and tight
To make you feel alright
Walking down the street
Looking so neat
As you breathe in to talk
Taking time
To show your fine
With your behind...
Then going home
You feel all alone
As jeans squeeze tight
At end of the night
Muscles are sore
Nerves are wore
Breathe out as you thought
Too scared to cough
Case button pops off...
Health hazard as your legs
Move freely now and beg
Never wear those jeans again !
Squeezed tight till the night
No blood what a sight !
Wear a 14" ...what you are
not a 10" !
So if you feel your feet go numb
Never mind the nice shape bum
Do you want to be cut out?
No room to walk or voice to shout?
Compartment syndrome is the name
Only yourself the one to blame....

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