CONFUSED LEARNER

Confused Learner

I am a naive and my language is novice

I am a yokel, I need thy august advice;

O thou prudent fellow! Let me kindly speak

A foreign dialect; which I often so seek.

I know, in India, word for 'work' is 'kaar'

And car in English means van; Leave it 'yaar'..

In English, hips are known as buttock

In Hindi, O dear, it means a duck.

The weft of my arteries is totally fused

Oh, teach me teach me easy, I'm much confused.

Bar means rod and 'bar' means load

Path is for way and 'path'is for road.

Shin means lower leg, 'shin' is a big pot

'Lot' means return and heap means a lot.

Purr is what cat does, and 'purr' means but

'Hut' means get aways and cottage means a hut.

Cut it short sir, cut it really short

I want the whole idea to abort

'tis better to drive the herd of camel

Than to learn something that is so dull...

But tune to this poet's charming euphony !

To those who long to master words so many

Board means wooden slate and a group of directors

Or it means to get on ship, plane or elevators

Snap means to cut, and snap means to wink

Poetry never means pottery; drown means to sink

Sound means strong and sound is for vioce,

Bank means to make money safely twice or thrice

And bank means to trust or a river's shore

Enough for clear minds, there in nothing more.

Sometimes brain works, sometimes common-sense

Losing courage is nothing but a deadly offence. 

hasnain aaqib