Convenience...

When I 'GO' and visit our 'WC',

whatever time that I 'need',

washing, or do wish to 'PEE';

door ajar? well, yes indeed!

I'd fitted a 'Heated Towel Rail',

does it's task, and is warm,

it's certainly efficient, no fail,

cosy indeed, just a charm!

It saves on cost, as it goes,

Professional fit? - expensive!

price - well, no one knows,

prospect...leaves all pensive!

Now, she who didn't fit the 'Kit',

fails to close, thereby to save;

this bothers me a fair old bit,

the cost of being her 'knave?!

We must ask my Rosemary...