Conversation With A Conservative

An honest to God religious zealot
of a mutual acquaintance
preached if I did not embrace fully
and accept unconditionally
the divinity of Jesus Christ
Hell's fires awaited me when I died
I told this man of a conservative mindset
that JC's godly lineage will forever be a mystery
His divine super powers are irrelevant anyway
for the words that comprised his core philosophy
really need not be validated with tales of divinityΒ Β Β
Tis his message of loving EVERYONE
across the spectrum of humanity
in this rainbow patchwork quilt of diversity
that has always resonated with me
Even sinners as so perceived
by the rules of traditional society
were embraced by this revolutionaryΒ
many today celebrate as the messiah
These convictions got him executed eventually
by narrow minded Pharisees who could notΒ understand
that the message of love and tolerance preached
by this humble unassuming man
were not a threat to their sacred status quo
So I asked my homophobic holier than thou friend
of a scripture quoting conservative Christian bent
if eternal damnation would be the post death fate
of all those who today refuse to embrace
the divisive non inclusiveΒ culture of hate
that crucifies those who do not toe the line
as set forth by strictly interpreted biblical confines?
My pious homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist friend
offered me up their condescending prayers for my soul
I said thanks for putting in a good word for me
with your distorted version of the almighty
but I think I'll take my final judgment chances
solely based on how I treated others here on Earth
Amen...
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Comments
wow my sentiments exactly
But I think I will take my final judgment chances,
solelyΒ how I treated others here on earth.
Brilliant stuff
Thanks for the kind words .. Religious zealots and their hypocrisies do frustrate me so
Steve, I always feel enlightened by your work. well written.
Thanks for the truly humbling praise