Poem -

COOKIE!

COOKIE!

Can't I just have one?
Only a bite, and I'll' be done.
Oh how I really miss you.
Keto diet makes me blue.
I'm still a rookie.
Eatin' me a cookie!

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BethO

This is what happens when you go into sugar withdrawal. :-)

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