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Coronavirus baby booms ?

Coronavirus baby booms ?

We were dressed up to the nines 
My husband and me
Both looking very similar
when inspiration came to me
It was my Granddaughter’s fifteenth birthday 
so I thought she needed abit of fun
Well she laughed like a hyena
when all was said and done

Her Grandma and Grandad were both in the family way
We were “ Baby booms from Corvid-19 on Lauren’s very special day

I love a good laugh thru all this madness
Who wants to be down in the dumps with serious sadness
So my spouse changed his persona 
into a pregnant wife
Haha this was a first
he’d never been a woman in his life

With makeup and wigs 
I went to town
My couple of cotton dresses
with squishy cushions shoved down
To add to the affect I painted our finger nails 
I had laminated signs on our backs
Incase of all else fails

“Hya luv I am Tracey I am due Christmas day, this blinkin’ Coronavirus has got me in the family way”
This was my husbands
Eeh he did look good
and best of all it put Lauren in a jovial mood

Mine read “ Meet Stacey I am a lockdown lovable, Corvid- 19 made me so especially huggable”
Coronavirus will have alot to answer for
everybody stuck within their own rooms
Just watch this space for the 2021 baby booms
 

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Jill Tait

Teehee I had hubby lookin great teehee ?❤️?❤️???

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Lucas Lazar

Although the world is a little twisted, a baby is always a joy, but as Cherie very well says, confinement apart from babies will bring divorces and murders.

I have already survived 70 days of confinement, in my city we are in phase 3, you can go for a walk as long as we wear protection, today you can get out naked, but never without mask. (LOL)

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Jill Tait

???ay lol well Stay safe naked or not ❤️?❤️

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