Crap!!!
The worlds gone crazy
Everybody’s went mad
Pushing and queuing for loo rolls
Oh my God how very sad
It’s each for their own and to hell with the rest
As they bulk-buy the shelves bare
There’s nothing left what a pest
I have seen this myself as I’ve walked into a shop
People on a mental mission
When is this gonna stop
Why can’t everyone just be fair
If folk were sensible
There’s more than enough to share
But they are packing their trolleys
with months worth of stuff
They are absolutely ridiculous
with loads more than enough
Well it’s come down to rationing bog rolls
Coz the shelves are empty and none left for other poor souls
Come on people stop being so greedy
There are eldery and infirm out there
and they are needy
What do you think your playing at ?
This bulk-buying isn’t fair
But I guess you lot are selfish
with no morals or care
It’s a bad state of affairs
when we cannot wipe our bums
I for one do not fancy
using my fingers and thumbs
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i have 6 rolls left went to the store
there day they were out so i went onlineÂ
to amazon and a box of 20 rollsÂ
for $34 thats lot money buti get
wed or befor that but onlineÂ
it very limited i was luckyÂ
i got what i did ones it comes i will
be all set Â
Ay its awful now xxx stay safe Greg ❤️?❤️
Jillian!Â
Loved it! So true! I have 3 rolls, and can't find another package within 30 galaxies. I've decided to never p**p again.Â
You know, when I saw your title, I thought 'is Jill plaguerizing my works??!!', but then I realized it was better than mine. Many critics of mine think this should be the title of all of my poems, but I just ignore them, and throw toilet papers rolls at them...da*n! down to 2! Oh well.Â
Thank you for the fun poem, and letting people know that they are nuts! Every store near me is out of it, and I'm sure people have it stocked at their houses. People are truly rude and uncaring sometimes. Remember what the Koran says(even though I'm not sure what the Koran is): 'He who poops with many luxuries of quilted resplendence shall eventually require much Preparation H.'Â
Long live the un-wiped masses! LOL.Â
Nice writing, as always!Â
Matthew.Â
Hey Matt, Jillian severely snubbed you on a reply to your comment, so I'll do it myself, as Jill, OK? Thanks.Â
Hi Matthew, thanik (thanik??) you for the stupid review. I didn't know to respond to your dorkiness, so I just left it open so you could write a dorky response as me(this is getting a little confusing now). Anyway, please stop commenting on my poems, as my eyeballs are beginning to bleed whenever I see you near(like the Carpenter's song...or is that birds singing when you're near??), anyway, you stink Matt! Sincerely, Matt as Jillian. MJ.Â
Iv never snubbed u lol xx no way hosay
Hola.Â
I'm just kidding, Jillian! A snub would require you not commenting back to my comment, but answering people after me...hmmmm??? LOL.Â
I'm kidding...I wouldn't answer me either if I were me! or something like that. M.Â
You silly Billy ???
Jillmeister,Â
I'm just picking on you! (and the fact that you think my name is William doesn't even matter! They both contain an 'm').Â
How is Northumbrellaland with this wacky Corona Beer Virus?Â
I wrote an amusing thing about it, because it is soooooo crazy, but I don't want to post it, because I don't want to hurt anyone who has suffered losses because of it. I hope you are well!!(at least you'll have water then!! (well(water hole) vs. well(not sick). Over. M.Â
Im nr a little town in the countryside but kids are catching it in schools and they not closing schools & another old man i know on life support with it :( Hellish xxx
Oh, I'm sorry, Jilligan. My prayers go out to your friend. You be careful, OK? Matthew.Â
Yes luv we staying indoors now xxx❤️?❤️
Hello Jill...
Great awareness write!
I am thankful for the warning that the Socialists were coming amongst other warnings that I listened to and I tried to share...
To my surprise some people did listen to me but, as I thought many didn't...
Just like I tried to get a friend to make changes in his stocks and he didn't and he lost $35,000 so far just this week and I tried telling him months ago...
You can lead a Horse to water but, you can't make him drink...
Great write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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you know sparrowsong
you can by online at amazon
i did i bout 20 rolls it did costÂ
lot $34 i get it thusday Â
Awwwww Thanks Hunnybun ❤️❤️❤️
Hello Greg...
I have my order coming today...
I have 20 2 ply Industrial Rolls coming today cost almost $70...
I get 6 baby chicks tomorrow and the other 18 I will get in 2 weeks...
I'm even getting a Rooster...
Cock-a-Doodle Doo!
I'm so excited!
My Neighbors are going to love me...
I have to listen to them so, it'll be alright...
I'll give them some eggs if they're not rude...
They have 3 Kids, Her hubby works, they get food stamps but, they never plan ahead...
I've been preparing for quite awhile now, I'm going to be helping the Elderly as much as I can...Â
I just can't help the Whole World, yet...
Thank you very much for the tip...
Too many people put too much faith where it doesn't belong, so when things like this happen do people think it won't happen again, nothing will go wrong?
Nice Fairytale but, I would much rather know the rain is coming...
Thanks again...
sparrowsong
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i need to order more onlineÂ
Not just loo rolls in short supply...nappies too...and baby wipes! A girl I know needed a pack of baby wipes...the shop was out but she saw a lady with a trolley load and asked for 1 of her packs. The lady was having none of it at first but the girl did manage to relieve the woman of one pack. People are just so me me me me me xxxx
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Hi Being Me Me Me Me,Â
It's crazy, isn't it??!! I went to get some monkey trimmers for my baboons, and a lady had 400 of them in her cart!! I asked her how many animals she had, and she replied 'none! but it's the only thing left!' and wouldn't give me even one! Now my baboons look unkempt in the rump area! Crazy world! M.Â