CREAM CRACKERED

There was a dirty big hole

That something horrible had made!

Just near the garden shed.

It was ever so round

And ever so big!

I stood there and just scratched my head!!

What will I do?!

I`m all on my own!

I don`t possess a spade!

And where did all that muck go??!

And when the heck was it made?

I shouted for help!

Then there came a small voice!

Telling me to look over the fence!

And there in the street was a dirty big truck!

It had dumped a big load at my feet.

" They are Jacobs cream crackers "

A little man said!

" They fell off when the ice made it slip!

You may have them all

As they are broken you see "

Then he proceeded to tip!

" If you mix them with muck

They`ll become rather stuck

And like cement again it will be!

It will plug that big hole

And again please the eye "

Then he turned and he waved to me!!

I shouted! " But what made that hole?

I begging to know!

And why Lord did it have to happen to me?! "

G xx