CRISIS ADVERTED

Just about got real up in here!
Been Looking furiously in all of my cupboards, must have spun that lazy susan in the corner cabinet,
20 times around!
With each spin, I just knew, that the dude, we rent out spare room out to, 
ate my hot dog Chile!
That I'm about to spread on top of these TATOR TOTS, with substantial amounts of cheddar!
God loves me though, or maybe him?
For suddenly I remembered
that I hid the can,
in the laundry room,
on the back shelf...crisis adverted!