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Cruel and Fatal Joke

Cruel and Fatal Joke

My uncle died many years ago and he won't be coming back.
A cruel joke was played on him and he died of a heart attack.
A neighbor paid the police thirty dollars to place my uncle under false arrest.
It scared him so much that he died after experiencing sharp pains in his chest.
Even though his arrest was fake, my poor uncle thought it was true.
The police would falsely arrest a person for a donation and it was a lousy thing to do.
The cops would tell their victims that it was a joke after they arrived at the Police Station.
But my uncle died before they got him there, their cruel joke caused nothing but devastation.
My uncle had a weak heart but that was something that the police and the neighbor didn't know.
I decided to make the police and my uncle's neighbor pay because his death was a devastating blow. 
My uncle raised me after my parents died and I sued the neighbor and the police and I won.
I did it to avenge my uncle's death because he was like a father to me and I was like a son.

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