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Cupid's turn?

Cupid's turn?

As Santa didn't hear my plea I thought I'd ask coquettishly,

if Cupid was the way to go, with love filled arrows from his bow?

So....could I have, this Valentine, a Titan God oh so divine, 

with flaxen locks so thick and lush and gifted with the perfect tush?

May his loincloth bulge and strain as 'pon my lips his kisses rain,

with muscles bathed in golden glow, his beauty such I can't say no

and preferably from proven stock, real sexy with a massive................

So Cupid dear I beg of thee please can YOU send the fit hottie????? 

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Tony Taylor

Hey Donna!!.....this is hysterical..........you have a knack for this kind of write, for sure!!..........I'm still smiling...........great read my friend..........well done.........I Love it!!...........Big Smiles..........T  xx

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Donna Walton

Wow! Thanks peeps, your comments cheered me right up! Lol. Easter bloody bunny next........x

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