DAMN HEELS

Heels or no heels it's new years eve
A difficult decision you just wouldn't believe
I'm off to see the fireworks in London town
I want to dress well and not let my friends down
Decision and dilemma over decided on heels
I wish they came with motorised wheels
Then it would be so easy for me to move
Walking freely and to get in the groove
The fireworks over and all stations are shut
That's when I started to complain and tut
Three hours to get home in heels is a nightmare
Why it should happen to me it just isn't fair

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My Dear Kieran,
I wore my Stilettos, to try and look cool
But after three hours, I felt like a fool
I walked with a wobble, not caused from a drink
My arches were aching, high heels really stink
Love,
Larry xxx