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DAMN HEELS

DAMN HEELS

Heels or no heels it's new years eve 
A difficult decision you just wouldn't believe 
I'm off to see the fireworks in London town 
I want to dress well and not let my friends down 

Decision and dilemma over decided on heels 
I wish they came with motorised wheels 
Then it would be so easy for me to move 
Walking freely and to get in the groove 

The fireworks over and all stations are shut 
That's when I started to complain and tut 
Three hours to get home in heels is a nightmare
Why it should happen to me it just isn't fair

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Larry Ran

My Dear Kieran,

I wore my Stilettos, to try and look cool
But after three hours, I felt like a fool
I walked with a wobble, not caused from a drink
My arches were aching, high heels really stink

Love,
Larry xxx

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