Poem - 10 September 2013, 21:32

Dane

What can I gain
From driving a crane
In the pouring rain
Through the state of Maine
With my friend Jane
Who's quite insane
Though kind of plain
She's here from Spain
And I still remain
To quietly refrain
From introducing you...
to my plain jane insane Great Dane from Spain

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