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HUM

Tiptoe to the tick tock,
Piddle paddle pop pop,
Nibble nibble knock knock,
Willy waddle whop whop!

Teeny tiny tap,
Ditty ditty dumb,
Slip slop slap,
Hum Hum Hum.

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