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DARN GOOD DOCTOR SURGEON

DARN GOOD DOCTOR SURGEON

Sparrowsong?

You can call me Doctor...

Doctor?

Doctor Surgeon if you prefer...

Sparrowsong you don't like going to Doctors...

That's not true...

Not completely true...

Yeah, you're probably more right than I am...

I think it's their tool box...

Tool box?

The tool box is actually intriguing to look at when it's closed...

Talk about transformation as soon as they open it and start laying everything out in front of you...

It's starts off small and then they bring out the very sharp one slip could kill you tool...

Sparrowsong you don't like the sight of eyeballs rolling across the floor...

What makes you think you'd be a Doctor?

After serious consideration and weighing the pro's and cons...

I can do it...

How?

You know when we watch a really scary movie?

Sparrowsong you cover your eyes and say tell me when it's over I can't look...

That's all I have to do...

Sparrowsong you can't cover your eyes when you do Surgery...

You mean all the mistakes Surgeons do, their eyes are actually open?

​​​​​​I would always remember to pull the gauze out of people and sew up a hole that shouldn't be there after the tube comes out...

I would know if I lost a tool...

I know I had it a minute ago...

Quick put him back to sleep I got to go back in and get my tool...

Do you see why I could be a Darn Good Doctor Surgeon?

Hugs...

sparrowsong

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!.....DUDE!!...."YOU are already a surgeon!!"..... just with words, and not tools!! ( smiles)..... you are so funny..." Sparrowsong you can't cover your eyes when you do surgery!!"...... you are fast becoming my favorite poet comedienne!!....I adore your stuff!!...... PINNED for perfection!!...... keep hitting the 'sweet spot' girlfriend!!... there's no telling how far You can go with this schtick!!......BIG SMILES!!...... you go girl!!...... LOVE and ROCKETS!!.....T xo ?☀✴♥✳?♥?

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GREG TUCKER THE...

Sparrowsong go ahead and slice me up!  At least I know you would be checking your tool box before you wraps things up. LOL love it

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sparrowsong

Hello Sis Cherie...

It really doesn't seem to be that complicated...

Anyone could leave anything behind...

I just don't see the complications in simplicity and error...

I think doing it right is definitely the more challenging route...

​​​​Thanks for the advice!

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Thank you for your sweet comment and support!

Love n Hugs

sparrowsong

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Greg Etsell

so you want to be a Doctor do you make house calls I think feeling sick ha ha

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sparrowsong

Hello Tony...

How long's the schtick?

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Thank you for your fun comment and support my friend!

Hugz and Smiles!
Love and Rockets!

Feathers

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Gregory...

Definitely check the tool box...

Inventory is very important!

If there's any special you would like preserved I could get it Bronzed for you...

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Thank you for your comment and support!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Greg...

AWW!

By the time I get done with you you'll either be better or I will have to get you another Doctor or the Coroner...

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We'll just to have to see...

Thank you for your comment and support my friend!

Hugs...

sparrowsong

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! ?

 

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sparrowsong

Hello Lauren...

Thank you for the SWEETS!

I was actually thinking blindfold, chances are better I wouldn't be able to peek...

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Thank you for your comment and support my friend!

Love & Hugs

sparrowsong

Happy Halloween! ????

 

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