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The Darn Sun

The Darn Sun

When I was a child during the winter, I hated the sun because it melted the snow.
And when the snow was melted by the sun, school was where I had to go.
As a child, when it snowed, school was closed and it was sure to excite.
But when the snow was gone, it was back to school and that sure did bite.
When I got to stay home from school, I could play my Atari and it was fun.
But when the snow melted, I had to return to school because of the darn sun.
If other children are like I was, they become very happy every time it snows.
And when the snow melts, kids become like Homer Simpson, they yell "Doh!"

(This is a true story.)  

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sparrowsong

Hello Randy...

LOL!

Memories...

I used to turn on the news just to hear the school closing...

It almost seemed like they knew sometimes...

My school would be one of the last they said...

Then I'd have to watch again to make sure...

Delays were not good news...

I didn't like the consequences either if we had snow days to make up...

But, snowday...

I was usually the only kid outside and then it was my snowman and me...

Good Times!

Great write!

Thank you for sharing...

Hugs...

sparrowsong

P.S. That's when I also learned don't build him in the middle of the driveway...

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Tony Taylor

Hey Randy!! ~ I REALLY should be reading you more......this is great and PINNED......bringing back perfectly vivid memories.........the goal of many a writer........been reading you a little on postpoems (I think that's the name)........but I'm new there and under a different name.......but i'll be checking in from time to time.........well done brother!!..........Love and Rockets!!..........T xo

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Cleo Tomi Olajide

Lol, Lovely write Randy. Very pleasant write on childhood memories. thanks for sharing. Cheers.

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