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Hot Date- Cold Shower

Hot Date- Cold Shower

This morn’s another date day, her dress the color teal;

It clings so tightly to her body, with lots of sex appeal!

Her hair hangs in lovely ringlets, reaching down beneath her thighs;

I feel her love surround me, when I look into her eyes!

 

Even though we both are seventy, we feel more like younger kids;

Two horny senior teenagers, the hottest on the grid!

She brings me to attention, with one shake of her long mane;

Then she says “You’ll have to wait till later”, thus driving me insane!

 

The only problem with these hot dates, is I can’t enjoy them much;

For all I think is “When it’s over, I’ll be able her body touch”!

It’s such a sexual conundrum, as each hour passes by;

Why don’t I enjoy every precious moment, and not hope time will fly?

 

So I cool my jets and hormones, till we get back to our house;

I follow her into the front door, as again I am aroused!

I smile and excitedly ask her, “What now my precious flower”?

She says “I’m going to watch my soap opera, while you take an ice cold shower”!

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Jason Brown

Larry, my dear friend...

breaking news on fox
septuagenarian pair
found in flagrante

your friend & fan,

J ;)

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Jason,

.

It could have been worse

Seventy year old couple

Found in Sixty-Nine

.

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Leah Yodico

Love is a many splendored thing ## cool Larry ##

I enjoyed reading this 

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Larry Ran

My Dear Leah,

Are you quoting that beautiful song from the 1950's, called "Love Is A Many Splendored Thing"?  I would have thought you are much too young to be aware of it.  If you are, I amazed at the depth of your music knowledge.  If you aren't, I beg of you to pull it up on You Tube, for it is one of the most beautiful songs ever written.  That being said, thank you for your lovely comment.

Hugs, Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Lorna

Dear Larry

There once was a rampant "young" man

His name of course, Larry Ran

He loved the long locks

And pretty teal frocks

But he’ll just have to make do by hand

Love

Lorna

xxx

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Larry Ran

My Dear Lorna,

I roared out loud when I read your hilarious limerick.  I'm going to answer with one of my own. Thank you for starting my day out with a bang. (or the lack of one)

.

In the limerick of a lady named Lorna

Were the lyrics of sexual adorning

Even though shared by one

They end what's begun

Until needy again the next morning

.

Hugs, Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Lorna

Glad you enjoyed it Larry, (I thought you might find it funny)

Love the witty reply... :)

Love Lorna xxx

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Georgina Richardson

I love the way you two just keep on loving! A wonderful piece for a beautiful lady.

Love you both

G xx

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Larry Ran

Our Dear G,

As Englebert Humperdink sang "After the lovin', I'll still be loving you".  Such a lovely comment, from one beautiful lady to another.

Love you back,

L & L xxx

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