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Hot Date--Cold Shower Part Two

Hot Date--Cold Shower    Part Two

It’s another red hot date day, and she’s got me tickled pink;

For the sleeveless top she’s wearing, is driving me to drink!

The white pants cling to her slim legs, her hair hangs long and loose;

I am getting very worked up, and have planned a brilliant ruse!

 

If you remember, after our last date, I was so excited when we got home;

But she told me to take an ice cold shower, and to leave her then alone!

She traded our bed time for her soap opera, as she turned on the TV;

But I’ve made plans now to prevent that, have her shower affection upon me!

 

For what she is not now aware of, is that I’ve taken the plug out of the wall;

So when she tries to turn the tele on, it won’t be working then at all!

I’ll promise her to fix it, right after she takes care of me;

Then afterwards, I’ll sneakily replug it, when she goes to take a pee!

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Georgina Richardson

I love it! I love it! Our Linda is a lucky girl, but watch out because she`ll chuck a bucket of cold water on those naughty flames with tricks like that!!! You`re a mischievous little tinker my Larry! Well done for this one it tickled my funny bone too!

Love ya both

G xx

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Larry Ran

My dear G,

Any time "I can tickle your funny bone", I know my comedic write has been successful.  Just call me "little Tinkerbell", because I will spread my pixie dust whenever I can.  

Speaking of comedy, are you ready for another Twit Challenge?  I have some diabolical plans for you.

Love,

Larry xxx

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Rose Sho

Lol...I'd sneak up and tell Linda your plan...She should check the plug when the TV won't start...I love the way you love Daddio...Lovely written

Love you

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Larry Ran

My Dear Sweet Rose,

Wow.  I guess you women stick together.  I would have thought my secret was safe with you.  But, since I love you so much, I will always give you the warmest of plugs.

Love you too,

Daddio xxx

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Lorna

Dear Larry, another little Limerick for you

There once was a very tricky man

His name again Larry Ran

This time she wore pink

That drove him to drink

How now will she scupper his plan??

Love Lorna xx

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Larry Ran

My Dear Lorna, a little limerick in return

.

One night soon after their supper

A man towards his wife did scupper

She feigned being mad

But was really quite glad

When he fondled her well endowed upper!

.

Hugs, Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Leah Yodico

Hi Larry, you made her the happiest woman on earth ## you two are like newly wedded couple  on honeymoon lol ? 

Leah 

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Larry Ran

My Dear Leah,

Wow!  I didn't realize that I was that good in bed, but now that you mention it, "Hmmm".  Ha, Ha!! Life for the last twenty five years, has seemed like one long honeymoon.  Thank you for your sweet words.

Hugs, Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Jason Brown

Larry, my dear friend...

the sly silver fox
smiles wryly as a scheme comes
to his one-track mind

your friend & fan,

J ;)

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Jason,

.

She smiled with joy

The vixen's needs were then met

That sly silver fox

.

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Greg Etsell

GREAT STORY LARRY YOUR LOVE IS THE GREATEST LOVE TO LOVE TO SEE GREAT PEOPLE IN LOVE LIKE THIS ITS WONDERFULL

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Larry Ran

Dear Greg,

So glad you liked it, Greg.

.

It's always so nice when "Love Is In The Air"

For me it's so easy, because of Linda's gorgeous hair!

.

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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