Dating Service Sucker

(circa 2001)
 
I perused a computer dating site.
She was a raving Romanian beauty and
I picked her up in Jackson Heights Queens.
            I wanted to meet at a coffee bar,
            She wanted to go to a restaurant.
 
Nadia spoke in an accent
like “Natasha” from Bullwinkle.
She ordered an expensive meal, and
sat patiently for the spread,
with a smile.
 
We waited for our meal, staring at each other
and she was content to not speak.
Dating is about getting to know the other,
So I asked questions.
 
She said she did not like questions,
“This is like a K.G.B. interrogation.”
 
I said  “In America dating is about
getting to know the other person.”
I was the victim of  
a fraud, 
a swindle,
a squeeze.
 
For a woman that attractive,
she needed no web-site for a man.
For her it was
“Dating Racket.com” 
for free meals.
 
If I could do a mulligan, 
I would have canceled the order,
snuck out
and left her there
to pay for a taxi home.

How did she know what a 
K.G.B interrogation was like?