Deal Of A Lifetime

Back in the day

I use to consort
with demons
of ill repute

We sinned
just for
the Hell of it

Made up
our own rules

That was me

A pagan disciple
of immorality

Until

I found religion
on late night TV

An infomercial
for this 
amazing 
miracle product
called Jesus

or maybe
it was some sort
of magic mop
that sopped up stains

In the end
tis all the same

except the mop
comes
with a money back guarantee

While Christianity

is an all souls final
total
buy in commitment