Dear Mr. English Teacher

*disclaimer: this isn't for the light-hearted*

Dear Mr. English teacher
Why are you so boring
You've left me snoring

I don't really like you
You made me hate english
Because of my grades, I'll push through
But honestly, stuff you

You cram in too much shit
We have a test in two days
Excuse me if I throw a fit
I ain't writing no essays

Why won't you go away
You ruined yesterday
But I just wanna say
I did my homework today

Sorry,